Unlimited Free Space: Comprehensive Waterfront Plan


VJ
I studied architecture. Then, I did a lot of conceptual work with space and movement, materials, installation, art.
ND
Then we've been working together doing this for a few years.
SHANTI
And this project started from 42nd street when?
ND & VJ
Fourth of July.
BK
Yeah.
SHANTI
And you've had wonderful weather.
ND
Yes. We have. Only one thunderstorm. But we were close to a bridge.
SHANTI
That was nerve-wracking? Or it was fortunate?
ND
It was fortunate. We went under the bridge. It's been really nice.
SHANTI
Meet some interesting people.
VJ
Very interesting.
BK
Yeah.
VJ
We haven't had so much fun for a long time.
SHANTI
How did you like it up at that park up there?
ND
Innwood?
SHANTI
Well - okay. That's nice. That's an interesting space, speaking of open areas. Cloisters area.
ND
We had a little cookout behind the Columbia Boathouse.
SHANTI
Oh, yeah?
VJ
Barbecue.
SHANTI
That's neat. Who sponsored that?
ND
We decided to do that on the way.
SHANTI
Sorry I wasn't there. I love those things.
ND
Along here [poinnts to map], between the bridge and the Dyckman Marina, it's basically stoney waterfront. So, we did our mountain goat imitation along there. Sweating like uh-
SHANTI
Mountain goats.
VJ
Here's your card.
SHANTI
Unlimited specialist. Does it have a number? A telephone number?
VJ
This is the telephone number.
ND
917.
VJ
And this is your number - 65.
SHANTI
And what's this 917 number? Is that a beeper?
VJ
It's a mobile.
ND
That's this phone, right here.
SHANTI
So, I can call you. But, you're only gonna have that until - uhm -
ND
Another day.
SHANTI
Another day. Can you be reached elsewhere? Would you like to get in touch with me?
ND
If you'd like to give us your number - that'd be great.
SHANTI
I'd love to give you my number. My machine goes off frequently when I'm there. So, just don't hesitate, just say "The three angels checking in." Or two angels - whatever the combination is.
VJ
"Angels searching for fourth angel."
SHANTI
ExACTLY! 555-5555.
BK
Okay.
VJ
Great.
SHANTI
Now, you've even got my number. Well - gee whiz!
VJ
What's the name of your dog?
SHANTI
I want you to know that's Toto.
ND
Toto?
VJ
You're now an unlimited specialist. Little do you know.
SHANTI
I'd love to see some of those responses or talk with you about them sometime. They must be real interesting.
VJ
It's been very interesting.
ND
It's been excellent.
SHANTI
And your rogues' gallery. That must be interesting, too.
ND
It is. It's totally beautiful.
SHANTI
Who's paying for all of this? Who are all the uhh...
ND
This House of Architecture in Austria.
SHANTI
They are? That's very generous of them.
BK
They're really interested in these materials. They have a lot of waterfront there, too. A river...
SHANTI
We probably could learn a lot from you.
BK
Maybe.
SHANTI
I sincerely hope that you put the operation into effect. Particularly if you get a consensus: people who are saying, "How about a few innovative things..."
ND
There seems to be...
SHANTI
How many cities are they gonna do this in?
BK
Five.
ND
New York, Paris, London, Beijing, and Singapore.
SHANTI
This your first?
VJ
We are just doing this city.
ND
There's other groups working in the other cities.
SHANTI
You're only doing America - New York.
BK
Yeah. We'll meet together in Graz.
SHANTI
When?
ALL
The end of September.
SHANTI
That sounds like fun. How long will that meeting last?
ND
We'll be there three days.
VJ
[correcting him]We'll be there two weeks!
BK
Two weeks!
SHANTI
That's great. Now, you'll use the megaphone later on to get a crowd.
ND
If people we wanna use it, we give it to them or -
VJ
Or if we talk to someone far away.
ND
You wanna try it?
VJ
We should give you our manifesto.
SHANTI
Of course! Haven't I asked you enough questions to show I'm interested?
ND
[handing her a manifesto] It's a sweaty one.
SHANTI
That's alright. I don't mind! Sweaty doesn't matter. It's readable. It matches your jumpsuits.
VJ
That's not a coincidence.
SHANTI
The only thing I want you to do is just put your name down here.
ND
Okay.
SHANTI
Cuz my memory for names goes. Always has.
VJ
Mine, too.
SHANTI
Like something like yours is Sven- Sven- Sven-
VJ
Vibeke.
SHANTI
Vib- Vibe- oh, Vibeke!
VJ
Almost like Rebecca.
SHANTI
Isn't that neat?
ND
It means "little woman."
SHANTI
Little woman?
VJ
Vibe means woman and ke means little.
ND
It's a diminutive.
SHANTI
Diminutive. [to ND] So, you're learning the language. Huh?
ND
No, but, I told you I studied linguistics - literature.
SHANTI
Literature. Foreign language literature?
ND
I know all that grammar stuff.
SHANTI
Where'd you go to school?
ND
Brown University and San Francisco Art Institute.
SHANTI
And you didn't go into dramatic arts.
ND
I studied it but, I'm a lousy actor.
SHANTI
You are?
ND
Good reader - lousy actor.
SHANTI
Look what James Earl Jones is doing with his voice. Put your telephone on it. You have a telephone. You're gonna be in the city for how long?
ND
We're leaving at the end of July.
SHANTI
But, you're finished with this project. Then what do you do? Collate?
ND
Then we meet and finish it in Austria.
SHANTI
Are you gonna do any work here?
ND
Yeah. We're gonna do some more collating here.
VJ
Me and Norman are on this number.
SHANTI
Norman and I.
VJ
Norman and I! I don't have the language down straight yet.
SHANTI
That's alright. Now, you're gonna get it straight. Norman - does he help you with your grammar?
VJ
Sometimes. But, he kind of thinks it's charming that I don't speak so correct.
SHANTI
That's great. Now, [indicating megaphone] can you get this to sound off to there? [points to New Jersey side of Hudson] To the other end?
ND
We tried it on the water the other day and it didn't seem people were hearing us. But they were in their motorboats. They probably hear the motor louder than-
BK
Yeah - that's the problem. Limited.
VJ
Try to say something in it.
SHANTI
"Try to say something in it." Oh, okay.
VJ
Just press there.
SHANTI
And I can even control the volume. Just a second. Wow! CALLING ALL ANGELS! CALLING ALL ANGELS! Step right up and get your entertainment! That's wonderful. [to people on benches] You wanna know what this is all about?
MAN
[sitting with WIFE] They look like something from outer space!
SHANTI
Beg your pardon?
MAN
I thought they were from outer space.
SHANTI
As a matter of fact, how did you guess? They are from outer space. Really. Do you wanna speak to an angel? It doesn't cost anything.
MAN
I'm married to one.
ALL
[even people on nearby benches] Aaaawwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VJ
Sweet! You must be one, too. Bravo!
ND
Birds of a feather stick together.
MAN
I know what side of the bread my peanut butter is on.
SHANTI
[returning megaphone] Thank you.
SHANTI
That's what you call a horny picture.
VJ
We'll take a note of that.
SHANTI
Yes, take a note of that.
VJ
Norman is happy. He's with the angel.
BK
Yes. Shining. Fantastic.
VJ
Alright.
ND
Thank you very much, Shanti.
BK
Thank you, Shanti.
SHANTI
It's been an absolute, absolute pleasure.
ND
The pleasure is ours.
BK
Thank you so much.
SHANTI
Thank you very much. I hope I hear from you.
ND
Okay. You dropped that.
SHANTI
Oh, my propaganda. Right.
BK
Bye.
SHANTI
Okay, it's really a pleasure. Norman, friend, Vibeke.
BK
Bernd.
SHANTI
Bernd.
BK
Yeah.
VJ
She was the best!
ND
She was absolutely excellent!
BK
She was utopian!

Modified December 23, 1997