I got a letter from my brother recently saying that his 5 month old daughter chomped on some diaper rash cream revealing later that it contained Norwegen Cod Liver Oil...giving her the worse case of fish breath
well my response was
Sorry to hear about (the baby's) newfound eating habits (eating diaper rash ointment). Well it could have been worse. One morning during the winter when it was still dark outside and the bathroom light had burned out (the night before), I went to brush my teeth but blindly spread a generous amount of Gynelotrimin (vaginal yeast infection cream) onto my toothbrush and began to brush - until I immediatly noticed. WOW! My mouth hasn't had a yeast infection since! And my teeth are so white! Do you remember my Engish teacher in Germany (Mrs. Compton[?] - big fat 'ol opera singer type?), well, she had a similar dental hygene disaster - instead, while visiting her father, she attemted to brush her teeth with her father's Preperation-H hemmorroid ointment.
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