The Sunday edition of the Times reported that
two police officers had recently come across two
black boys dazedly wandering along a highway in
rural Alabama. Exhibiting signs of apparent
disorientation, the two boys described to the
officers their encounter with a pure white member
of the local population of wild horses. It seems
that the horse had spent the better part of two hours
taunting the young men by giving the appearance of
docility and then refusing to let them board him,
at times throwing one or the other quite violently.
What happened next can only be related through one
of the boys own words. "We grabbed that horse by
its hind legs and took turns fucking him till he bled!
When we was both done, we let 'im run away."
The second boy, exuding an uncharacteristic pride,
added, "Yeah, we sure fucked 'im! And I have syphlis
too. I fucked 'im with syphlis!" and fell into an
uncontrollable fit of laughter. Upon hearing this,
the two brave officers summarily commited the two
boys to the state institution for mental and emotional
deviants.
The white horse (whose name, Messiah, was left out of
the newspaper) laughed audibly as he read the report.
"Foolish boys," he chuckled, "You will never understand.
Syphlis is a gift!
"I fucked you with predestination!"