Neil and Laneil were two slaves on the McGonicle's ranch. They grew up there and were treated fairly well, at least comparitively. Next to the ranch was a radish field. They would run and play between the radish stalks with the owner's daughter, Lea. Lea was olive, so her father definitely did not want her playing with brown boys. He thought brown boys were olive boys who stayed dirty in the radish field because they were ashamed of there olive heritage. Actually there was no olive heritage, Lea was a special freak. Then one day Lea was an extra special sauce freak. She rose from the radishes into a magnificent glowing white stallion who pranced and sang and gloated of it's brilliance in all it's majesty. Neil and Laneil were very spiritual and both thought of the coming of the four horses and the apocolypse, and how white stallions come when people die. They weren't exactly sure how all the contexts fit together, but they did know they didn't want to stick around and find out what colors the other three are. So they shot themselves, and fell to the radii. As the night went on the wind blew off there brown "skin" And they were in fact sorry olives.