so, i'm sitting in my bedroom smoking a fag and it comes to me like a bavarian
trout salesman, I get an idea , so I think to myself this idea is not acceptable in
today's society. phoning rufus the day after didin't help me much, although it
introduced me to the main concepts of the work of Walter Benjamin. The idea was
simple. perhaps too simple. what was the idea you ask, well if I told you know
would you still except me into your extended family Frsanci? No? THen why should I
tell you? OK , I will anyway The idea was to install hidden cameras in the womens
toilets round the back of depaak chopra's garden, and then sit around and
masturbate till I was so drained I 'd have to use uncle paddy's walking stick, but it
didn't work out for several reasons: 1) I'm gay 2) I don't have acess to any video
equipment, at all, and I mean at all 3)I don't have an uncle paddy